The quest for a dresser

We are making great strides in moving in. We have a books on our shelves, hooks for our keys, and cookies in the cookie jar.

But one of the things that was surprisingly difficult for us was finding a dresser. Most of our furniture came from IKEA, and we were able to check out the various options in the IKEA in Haarlem before we left the Netherlands. That way, we were able to get our new apartment pretty much mapped out before we came.

But while there’s much more closet space here than in our place in Leiden, the rooms are more square, so wall space, not floor space, is at a premium. That means using taller, narrower storage whenever possible, so we wanted one of these dressers from IKEA:

But when we looked to see what was available in the states, what we found was more like this:

Where are all the tall, narrow dressers? IKEA isn’t offering them anymore in the U.S., the country where they have been sued for the wrongful deaths of several small children who have been crushed in the last few years by chests of drawers tipping over. When we went on our big trip to IKEA last week, signs exhorting customers to affix their furniture to the wall were everywhere.

My knee-jerk reactions:

  • “I don’t have children! Why shouldn’t I be allowed to buy furniture for myself, just because someone else might do so irresponsibly?!”
  • “The furniture already comes with brackets to mount it to the wall, and the instructions include that step!” (Sure I’ve ignored that step in the past—living in a cinderblock dorm room does tend to prevent one from making any kind of hole in the wall—but the consequences of that neglect are my responsibility!)
  • “If IKEA really were contrite about these deaths, they’d pull the furniture line everywhere, not just in the one country where they got in trouble!” (It’s as if, when they rolled out the slimmer and eco-friendlier KALLAX replacement for their iconic EXPEDIT series, they had only done so in countries that are particularly uppity about environmentalism.)
  • “It’s not even that big a problem!” I mean, yes, it is an enormous problem if it’s your child, and apparently a child in the U.S. is killed once every two weeks by furniture tip-over, which is awful. But given that there are over 21 million children under the age of 5 in the U.S., this works out to a probability of about 99.99938% that your newborn will survive your furniture.  If we were looking at, say, the Netherlands instead of the U.S., at this rate there would be a high probability of no child ever being killed by an IKEA dresser.

But on reflection, maybe discounting the size of the U.S. isn’t such a good idea. Maybe a big country, where precedents are set for many at once and where legislative decisions have an exceptionally wide scope, has an extra responsibility to err on the side of safety. Maybe that’s why small countries should belong to supranational organizations that impose annoying regulations.

But what does all this mean for us? It means we got our dresser at a thrift store.


7 thoughts on “The quest for a dresser

  1. It actually took us several tries! Where we went first, the dressers were junky, expensive, and already sold. (This did not inspire hope.) The second place we went just didn't have any at all. But the last place on our list, Flamingo's Divine Finds, had lots of good quality choices—the little green guy up there fit just right and is solid oak!

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  2. It's interesting, when we moved just a year ago we got a tall dresser from ikea and had to buy the anchoring pieces separately.
    I'm glad you found something that worked!
    And if you ever want to feel really depressed about child safety… look into carseat use and fatality percentages… I was just thinking how it's not the liability of the car manufacturer if parents don't properly install carseats and how HUGE numbers of parents improperly install carseats (we did before Des was born! I'm SO happy our fire department offers a carseat check day and taught us how to fix it/how to install when we move our carseats from one car to another and we plan to get rechecked any time we get a new carseat model!
    OK, sorry that got a bit off topic… I'm glad you are settling in! You will have to give me a virtual tour soon 🙂

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